why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
If you play with my hair super gently ill probably fall in love with you
vuls:
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM EMOTIONALLY
